1. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
2. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
3. To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
4. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I th